You already don’t look like an ass enough. Bump it up in the back. Dye it black. Buy some chucks, wear it tight. Act like you don’t care. Hanging with pals. Weak, useless. Broke. Ur life is a joke. Spend ur parents money to look like bum. Join a band, play the drums. Now you cool.
It is decrepit and leaning in some places. And the chain link fence you left up in back of your p.o.s is 2 feet tall and rusted. You live ur lives hating us. And peeping from your tinted windows mumbling incoherently. It use to really make me fill me with rage. But now it’s just funny and a source of free entertainment. I don’t hate it anymore I appreciate the fact that we are all that consumes ur poor minds. P.s. No I haven’t been poisoning your dog, I would rather poison a human then an animal.
ODB - got your money